Thought of the day

27.11.2009.  The debate continues to rage about homeopathy, not least because it's being officially prescribed by the NHS - £12M spent on it in the last three years.  Beyond the placebo effect there's no scientific proof for any other benefits, and it's high time we cut to the chase and condemned this expensive water as nothing other than a ludicrous con-trick. Otherwise we might as well prescribe snake-oil. Homeopathists. What a bunch of cunts.

26.11.2009. Managed to catch Russell Grant on Breakfast yesterday, spuriously correlating the chances of success of the remaining contestants on Strictly Come Dancing with their respective star signs. The BBC presenters were lapping it up. Fucking astrology, what a massive crock of shit. And aren't astrologers a bunch of cunts?

17.11.2009. Have been playing "Dragon Age Origins" on my PC whilst the Xbox gets rebuilt, and I reckon it may be the best video game of all time.  Bioware, you've done an excellent job.  Good work!

16.11.2009. Still waiting for my fourth Xbox 360 to arrive from Germany, after my latest "red ring of death" catastrophe. Microsoft typically refused to engage in any criticism of the reliability of the console, pointing out that my circumstances were "very rare indeed". The estimated failure rate is running around 25-50%, meaning the chances of three going wrong for any given owner vary from nearly  2 in 100 to 1 in 8. With global sales of around 31 million, Microsoft could have so far dealt with up to 4 million people like me. Hardly very rare circumstances. My compensation?  A one-month subscription to Xbox Live (again), valued at £4.95.  What a bunch of cunts.

14.11.2009. X-Factor's Jedward. What a bunch of cunts!

12.11.2009. Anyone see Ricky Hatton "fighting" with some pro-wrestler the other day?  Hatton has ballooned in weight since his glory days and the whole thing was generally pathetic. Hatton looks as if he might squander every shred of dignity he might have, the stupid twat.  And how fucking ludicrous is wrestling? And aren't wrestlers a bunch of cunts?

11.11.2009. How fucking tedious is Alex Ferguson and his incessant moaning about football referees?  And the rest of them, talk about a lack of objectivity. It's only a fucking game, there's no bias, get over yourselves. What a bunch of cunts.

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